It’s been really heavy on my mind all day long, seeing alllllllllllllllll your comments & lengthy essays about what exactly IS too much ass.

Admittedly I’m no mathematician, I thought I’d created the perfect ratio…
I ran the numbers again and again.
I gathered metrics for all the crypto parties & watched footage dissecting things in detail…

Surely 36 butts will suffice?
Surely it would be enough booty to be on brand.
Enough ass to cut through this monotonous cycle of circle-jerking in empty clubs & calling them “parties”

Alas, upon landing it struck me:
I was barely scratching the surface with my effort.
It’s become apparent to me there is still so much work to be done here.

The 30year old virgins have developed a Stockholm syndrome of sorts.
I have to dedicate more time & resources to see my mission through.

I will pluck every last dork from this ecosystem, I will burn their roots so they cannot grow.

I will save you from them.

Crypto WILL have ass.

The baddies ARE coming.

$MOTHER will provide.
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