When I was 16 I told my dad I wanted my ear pierced. The response “So what, you’re into guys now?!” Oh no sir, that’d be gay.
Me: 13 years later with no ear piercings being just like a smidge gay. Like 20% tops. Like we close our eyes when we make out. Bi is a thing right? https://t.co/9TFnNmtxh0